Sekolah yang lebih kurang biasa jugak lah

Hakikatnya, sekolah tu memang boring. Sekolah hanya best bila tak ikut peraturan.hee

And so, dlm banyak2 peraturan, antara peraturan yang paling best penah di langgar ialah (and tak kantoi):

1. Bawak phone

Confirm2 peraturan ni tak boleh pakai langsung sebab semua orang pun bawak phone. I repeat, semua orang. Including pengawas whatever, sume pun bawak. So peraturan ni mcm takde kesan sgt. And so far I dekat sekolah STAR, tak penah ada spotcheck lg. Diaorg kata because form 5 sekolah tak spotcheck sgt, so tak kisah la asl kan tak kantoi an.
Tapi, sebenarnye saya pernah kantoi.hee. Tapi tak kena rampas la. Waktu tu tgh exam ape ntah. I think it was mid term exam. I was soo bored because I finished early and so I took out my phone and belek belek lah.hehe. Waktu tu Pn Razaliana (betul ke eja ni?) jaga. Luckily it was her. Then she came towards me and asked
"Ada phone ke?"
Then I was just smiling and nodded. Nasib baik lah my seat dekat belakang sekali dan dekat dengan my bag. Then she asked me to put my phone in my bag. I did as she told. And thats to it lah.hehe.

2. Uniform

Maybe sekolah lain x strict sgt. Well, most sekolah lain x se strict sekolah STAR. Sekolah STAR kena pakai badge, collar badge and nametag. Most other schools tudung mereka bersih je x payah nak tampal all these crap kat tudung. Anyway, sekolah kitaorg kena. As for me, biasanye semua ada, cume collar badge je yang selalu tercabut. Worry not, kalau uniform x lengkap ke ape boleh ikut shrtcut iaitu menggunakan laluan dr bilik guru and so x payah lah lalu kat pengawas.
Lawaknye, pernah once, I x lekat collar badge and then dengan selambenye I just pass through the pengawas, mula2 dia panggil but her voice was so slow I didn't heard her. So I just left and terlepas lah.hee

3. Datang lambat

Sebenarnye, datang lambat never really a problem to me sebab memang normally I dtg awal, cume bile xde semangat nak sekolah, mula lah buat perangai and dtg lambat. Bila dtg lambat, make sure lambat tu waktu pengawas sedang tutup pintu gate. At my school, waktu tengah menyanyi lagu sekolah everyone have to stood still. And so waktu tu kalau pengawas sedang tutup gate tapi lagu sekolah dah start, pengawas terpakse lah berhenti kejap demi menyanyikan lagu sekolah.hee. Kalau dtg waktu tu selamat lah korang.
Second, kalau x sempat (as in gate dah tutup), lepak lah luar sekolah sampai habis perhimpunan. Bila pengawas dah blah baru lah masuk and so tak kena tulis nama jugak lah.hehe

4. Koko

Waktu akhir sekolah hari tu I memang dah cuak gila sebab koko saya kosong. Iya, KOSONG. hee. Well, I joined Puteri Islam tapi pernah dtg sekali je. Second time I ponteng. Haha. Then x pernah dtg lg, ever. As for rumah sukan pulak, I ponteng waktu hari merentas desa. Club pulak memang I tak pernah join. Hee. Well anyway, Puteri Islam dpt C, Rumah sukan pulak Lalitha gave a C as well, sebab she's our class tesacher and rumah sukan bendahara tu dia punye so ikut suke dia la. Kelab pulak Cegu Zaitah tolong dpt C jugak rasanye. The rest yang drpd form 1-4, cegu Zakaria tolong. So kitaorg pun off the hook lah. Hehe. See, Malaysia Boleh kann?hehe

5. Meniru

Ni memang la, perangai yang tak bagus dlm my class. hehe. Tapi I tak buat sgt oke. Why? because tampat yang x strategik.hehe. Geng meniru semua nye dlam row 1&2. While I pulak row 4. Cume once a while je kalau dapat duduk row 1 atau 2 baru boleh meniru. haha. Again, ini lagi 1 yang cekgu tahu BUT tak kesah. Once, waktu kitaorg ponteng then lepak kat surau a cegu came to us. Dia cegu baru and cegu amali so she's still young. She told us yang waktu dia jaga kelas 5**, banyak betul budak budak meniru tapi according to her budak cina je yang byk meniru while budak melayu just sit down tak boleh jawab paper, most of them ape lagi, TIDO. Cegu said that she was dissapointed and told us not to do it.hehe. And I memang tak berapa suka meniru pun, tapi as for the rest boleh pass paper exam lagi.haha.

6. Ponteng

This is my favourite lah. Maybe I would write another entry just for poteng.haha. Sebab, this is the most common yang buat tapi still x kantoi. Some even call us 'Ratu Ponteng', Fook Khoon to be exact.hee
Tapi we only ponteng on classes yang xde kesan sgt, i.e. Add Math, cegu yg mengajar tu xde la mengajar sgt, dia hanya meniru apa yg di tulis dlm buku teks ke whiteboard. And so kitaorg memang malas gila nak masuk kelas dia. Penah jugak waktu kitaorg tak ponteng kelas dia, tapi memang x berkesan langsung. Bila I buat the exercise she gave and then I got stuck, I asked her and she was like diam je and baru terkial-kial nak buat AND couldn't figure it out padahal soalan tu xde lah gila susah nak mati pun. As in cegu lain boleh pulak solve kan.
Banyak lagi cerita pasal ponteng but I will continue later.hee

I think the best part of school all happened during I was slamming lah.hehe

Tak tahu lah saya yang licik atau system yang agak lousy. Sebab of all the rules I've broken, rasanye tak penah kena catat nama pun. hmm, ni la yang orang orang tua panggil 'cerdik buruk'. haha. Meaning, pandai bab bab yang tak mendatang kan faedah.